Symptoms of IT/Software engineer people - Funny mail

 Symptoms of IT/Corporate People..(Good!!!)

 

If you have been in IT/Corporate industry too long these are your symptoms:

 

1.) U use phrases like "No issues" and "Value addition" in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, "His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues"

 

2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember.

 

3) U drink more tea or coffee than water.

 

4) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)

 

5) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive thecall.

 

6) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial "1"to get an outside line.

 

7) U haven't played Solitaire with real cards in years.

 

8) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR.

 

9) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes or drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.

 

10.) Ur important 'meetings' usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.

 

11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam.

 

13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.

 

14.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.

 

15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends who are also in IT/Corporate.

 

16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12

 

17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it .

 

18.)And now u r smiling!!!!  ;)