Really cool mail which I got from one of my friend . I feel really sorry for gals .

MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GUY

Heading

First
Week
Second
Week
Third
Week
Fourth
Week
a)
Bank Balance
20000

2000

200

20

b)
Conveyance
Auto
("I can afford it")
Share
Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")
Bus
("Public figures should travel by public transport")
Walk
("Good for health")
c)
Girl Friends
Eena
, Meena & Tina ("I can BUY love")
Meena
&Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
Tina
("I am loyal to her")
"Huh!
There is no pure love on earth!"
d)
Mobile Maintenance
Frequent
outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Restricted
outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile
lines")
Rare
outgoing calls (" Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")

Only
incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")

e)
Boozing
"Come,
let's go to Goa and freak out!
"Man,
there is nothing in Goa . Let's go to Mysore .."
"The
best place to booze on earth is our house itself.. What say?"
"Drinking
is injurious to health."

MONTHLY
MILESTONES of a Single Girl


Heading

First
Week
Second
Week
Third
Week
Fourth
Week
a)
Bank Balance
20000

20000

20000

20000

b)
Conveyance
Auto
("after all my boy friend pays for it")
Auto
("after all my boy friend pays for it")
Auto
("after all my boy friend pays for it")
Auto
("after all my boy friend pays f or it")
c)
Boy Friends
Abhinav
, saleem, Peter
Sachin,
sumeet, vinay
Abhijeet,
Ram, christopher. ..
Arun
, Saket, vimal..
d)
Mobile Maintenance
Only
Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
Only
Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
Only
Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
Only
Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
e)
Boozing
"Come,
let's go to Goa
"Come,
let's go to Kulu
"Come,
let's go to Shimla
"Come,
let's go to darj ee ling

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