How you sit and stare at your PC in different moods ? If you are not sure , please look at the below image ..

If your are an IT guy you will pay whatever auto driver asks as a charge ,
In your PC you will end up seeing errors more than success message,
You will always think of investment, but finally pay tax as a good citizen ,
Atleast you will read 5 fancy mails daily ......






But finally I can tell "Software engineers are real fighter with good heart ".

There is always a talk in the world, next to Police its only software engineers grows their belly faster. First I didn't believe this, but with 1.5 years of experience it looks unassailed. I don't know whether it is curse or luck I am standing still as a fresher !!!!

Just check yourself where you stand ?

Hey guys this may seem little weird and funny ,but it is true . Please follow it to finish your project before deadline . Picture is worth more than thousand words , am I right ? Ha ha ha ...

Cool photo tricks or whatever I don't know ? But resembles little like the great master sachin. I guess it may be sachin's distant relative ....Any way it is always fine to watch our hero in different style.

Slogans at sign boards





Sign over a Gynecologist' s Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:


"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church's Bill board:

"7 days without God makes one weak."
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In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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At an Optometrist' s Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist' s window:

"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Vets waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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RADIATOR SHOP:

"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of yet another

Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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This a real cool one couldn't resist to share this with you :-)

Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT company.

During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees".

The cannibals promise not to trouble the other employees.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. One of our developers has disappeared however. Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals disown all knowledge of the missing developer. After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others: "Which of you idiots ate the developer?"

One of the cannibals raises his hand hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You FOOL! For four weeks we've been eating team leaders, managers, and project managers and no-one has noticed anything, and now YOU ate one developer and it got noticed. So here after please don't eat a person who is working."

45 Great Outlooks On Life for software engineers


2009 could be the greatest year of your life!


1.Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.

8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.

9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.

10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

12. It's OK to let your children see you cry

13. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.

15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye.. But don't worry; God never blinks.

16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.

19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one
else.

20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.

21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

22. Over-prepare, and then go with the flow.

23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.

24. The most important organ is the brain.

25. No one is in charge of your happiness, except you.

26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'

27. Always choose life.

28. Forgive everyone everything.

29. What other people think of you is none of your business.

30. Time heals almost everything. Give time, time.

31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

32. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

33. Believe in miracles.

34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you
did or didn't do.

35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

36. Growing old beats the alternative--dying young.

37.. Your children get only one childhood. Make it memorable.

38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.

41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

42 . No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

43 . Yield.

44 . Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.

45 . The best is yet to come.

Never underestimate your Clients' Complaint, no matter how funny it
Might seem!
This is a real story that happened between the customer of
General Motors and its Customer-Care Executive. Pls read on.....

A complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors:
'This is the second time I have written to you, and I don't blame you
for not answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it is a fact that
we have a tradition in our family of Ice-Cream for dessert after
dinner each night, but the kind of ice cream varies so, every night,
after we've eaten, the whole family votes on which kind of ice cream we
should have
and I drive down to the store to get it. It's also a fact that I
recently purchased a new Pontiac and since then
my trips to the store have created a problem.....
You see, every time I buy a vanilla ice-cream, when I start back from
the store my car won't start. If I get any other kind of ice cream,
the car starts just fine. I want you to know I'm serious about this
question, no matter how silly it sounds "What is there about a Pontiac
that makes it not start when I get vanilla ice cream, and easy to
start whenever I get any other kind?" The Pontiac President was
understandably skeptical about the letter, but sent an Engineer to check
it out anyway.
The latter was surprised to be greeted by a successful, obviously well
educated man in a fine neighborhood. He had arranged to meet the man
just after dinner time, so the two hopped into the car and drove to
the ice cream store. It was vanilla ice cream that night and, sure
enough, after they came back to the car, it wouldn't start.
The Engineer returned for three more nights.
The first night, they got chocolate. The car started.
The second night, he got strawberry. The car started.
The third night he ordered vanilla. The car failed to start.
Now the engineer, being a logical man, refused to believe that
this man's car was allergic to vanilla ice cream. He arranged,
therefore, to continue his visits for as long as it took to solve the
problem. And toward this end he began to take notes: He jotted down
all sorts of data:
time of day,
type of gas uses,
time to drive back and forth etc.
In a short time, he had a clue: the man took less time to buy
vanilla than any other flavor. Why? The answer was in the layout of
the store.
Vanilla, being the most popular flavor, was in a separate case at the
front of the store for quick pickup. All the other flavors were kept
in the back of the store at a different counter where
it took considerably longer to check out the flavor.
Now, the question for the Engineer was why the car wouldn't start
when it took less time. Eureka - Time was now the problem - not the
vanilla ice cream!!!! The engineer quickly
came up with the answer: "vapor lock".
It was happening every night; but the extra time taken to get the
other flavors allowed the engine to cool down sufficiently to start.
When the man got vanilla, the engine was still
too hot for the vapor lock to dissipate.
Even crazy looking problems are sometimes real and all problems
seem to be simple only when we find the solution, with cool thinking.
Don't just say it is " IMPOSSIBLE" without putting a sincere effort

What really matters is your attitude and your perception
and here is an inspirational quote:


Ability is what you're capable of doing.. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it..
- Lou Holtz

This mail is sent to me by my project lead . I guess you know why ?

The four funny sad laws of software project team is as follows.



Honestly speaking , my life is no where out of it . All the newton's law, moore's law may fail ,but this God damn law never .So here I take my oath ,In future when I get a chance to make a team ,I will break this damn law and will set a new record .

Hey guys ,I am damn sure some of you may lost the thrill of your life after becoming a software engineer. For those unhappy guys ,here are some few places to visit and make their life more thriller.

Here are some few trailer pics .






Life will be good only when some thrill comes .

Not Enough of thrill , click here .

What is Recession?

This story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside. He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio. His eyes were weak, so he never watched television. But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs.

He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales. His sales and profit went up. He ordered more a more raw material and buns and sold more. He recruited more supporting staff to serve more customers. He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a bigger and better stove. As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from college, joined his father.

Then something strange happened.

The son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?" The father replied, "No, but tell me about it." The son said, "The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the coming bad times."

The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers, listened to the radio and watched TV. He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly. So the next day onwards, the father cut down the his raw material order and buns, took down the colorful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers and was no longer as enthusiastic. He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs. Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his Hotdog stand. And his sales started coming down rapidly and so did the profit. The father said to his son, "Son, you were right". "We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time."

Moral of the Story: It's all in your MIND! And we actually FUEL this recession much more than we think.

When this recession will end ?

IF you are real talented programmer ,you deserve this



The Engineers who mastered Networking , will be praised this way .



The Geeks of HTML and XML always cares for tags , according to them without end tag there is no meaning .So let them have this




Hope you got your style .................Just fun

Try to answer before you scroll down!!!

Imagine you are in Hwange. You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.




Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. The only possible way is to somehow convince the lion to BLOW the candle out. How do you do that?

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Really cool yeah!!!!!!!!!

Definition: People search engines will help you identify people more easier and efficient than other search engines.If you just give the mail id of the person you want to know , their biography is in your hand.

Yeah man its really cool . These business people are always clever and simple , no need to develop some complex algo to rock this world ,just use your common sense .This is what motto of spokeo.com and rapleaf.com , these guys didn't develop any clever search engine algorithm to develop this site they just innovated from the existing ones.

Their algorithm is simple get members most used mail id and his password,import all his contacts and search those mail ids in the major public social networking sites and aggregate the result in a clever and intersting way . I just tried my mail id and saw really good result ,which even google cannot produce . Here people cannot complain of thieir privacy ,because they track and report things which are already available in the net as public one.

The big part is ,it gonna revolutionize the new entire tartgetted marketing world . By having your mail id ,the marketing agency can find your interest, hobbies ,habit ,everything and hit you at right time with right product. This technology is very young to the market , but sure its gonna create a new revolution in internet.

This is mainly for the new hires to the software industry , they will not be aware of those proxy/monitoring scripts which runs in the back of internet and tracking each of our key click and http transactions . Without minding that the fresh minds will browse all those useless sites and finally get a warning mail from his Project Manager . Even though in many of the company this is not a big issue ,its worth aware of it. Already the security team of company will have their own script to track all those , besides there are some new companies starting their business with their main objective of pirating the privacy of software professionals . In that list comes the following advertisement.

Its just fun , So please tear this page in the PC world book june 2009 edition of your office copy ,before your project manager sees.

microsoft crazy facts


This is something pretty cool and neat...and unbelievable... At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn't answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself...

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER
then see the magic...............................


This is the mail Sent by one of my friend . My curiosity drove me to find the reason ? The answer is simple .

Using the rand() function in the way described automatically adds several sentences and paragraphs that repeat the words, The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. These words are often used for testing because, together, they contain all the letters in the English alphabet in one concise and coherent sentence. Such a sentence is known as a panagram.

You can alter the results of the rand() function by adding numbers in the round brackets. The first number controls the number of paragraphs while the second number controls the number of sentences in each paragraph. For example, using "rand(3,5)" will add three paragraphs of five sentences each.

So even Google knows the answer ,then Y can't Bill gates answer ?

This will be really good if you know tamil. Anyway worth reading those english lines

Simple & good Feature in NOTEPAD......

There is a simple feature in Notepad that can make it work like a personal diary for you. Here is how to go about it:

1. Firstly open a blank Notepad file.

2. Now write .LOG as the first line in the file, and then press enter. Now save the file as "LOG" and close it (Be careful the "" should be a part of file name) .

3. Open the notepad file now and you will find that the current date and time has been appended (put) at the end and the cursor is in the next line.

4. Type your notes and then save and close the file.

5. Each time you open the file, Notepad repeats the process that is it appends the date and time to the end of the file and places the cursor below it.

This way you can keep track of all your entries, you can easily maintain what you wrote when. This can work very much like a personal diary.