Interesting slogans in Signboard ,Creativity in captions

Slogans at sign boards





Sign over a Gynecologist' s Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:


"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church's Bill board:

"7 days without God makes one weak."
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In a Non-smoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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At an Optometrist' s Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist' s window:

"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Vets waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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RADIATOR SHOP:

"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of yet another

Septic Tank Truck:

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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